Al Goldstein quotes

The true success is the person who invented himself.
- Al Goldstein

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that. I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
- Al Goldstein

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.
- Al Goldstein

Married life is an existence with bars around it.
- Al Goldstein

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal.
- Al Goldstein

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
- Al Goldstein

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
- Al Goldstein

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.
- Al Goldstein

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
- Al Goldstein

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
- Al Goldstein

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
- Al Goldstein

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
- Al Goldstein

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
- Al Goldstein

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
- Al Goldstein

Obscenity was mostly boring, but I thought it should be legal.
- Al Goldstein