Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
- Barney Stinson

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
- Peter Tosh

You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.
- Harry S. Truman

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
- Woody Allen

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- Paul Fix

When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
- Mark Twain

I've been all over the world and I've never seen a statue of a critic.
- Leonard Berstein

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
- Elbert Hubbard

A successful man is he who receives a great deal from his fellow men, usually incomparably more than corresponds to his service to them. The value of a man, however, should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive.
- Albert Einstein

Happiness is produced not so much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen, as by little advantages that occur every day.
- Benjamin Franklin

Good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others.
- Plato

I believe life is constantly testing us for our level of commitment, and life's greatest rewards are reserved for those who demonstrate a never-ending commitment to act until they achieve. This level of resolve can move mountains, but it must be constant and consistent. As simplistic as this may sound, it is still the common denominator separating those who live their dreams from those who live in regret.
- Anthony Robbins

Feeling guilty is a learned process.
- Neale Donald Walsch

Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it.
- Oprah Winfrey

What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday, and our present thoughts build our life of tomorrow: Our life is the creation of our mind.
- Buddha

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
- Buddha

If we all did the things we are really capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
- Thomas Edison

Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.
- Mahatma Gandhi

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mahatma Gandhi

It doesn´t matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you are going.
- Brian Tracy

Train your mind to see the positive in any situation and keep going.

In life you need either inspiration or desperation.
- Anthony Robbins

We rise by lifting others.

Whatever is good for your soul…do that.

Even the greatest were beginners. Don’t be afraid to take that first step.

It’s going to be hard. But hard is not impossible.

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
- Kenji Miyazawa

Be faithful to that which exists within yourself.
- Andre Gide

The mystery of human existence lies not in just staying alive, but in finding something to live for.
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Dreams are extremely important. You can’t do it unless you imagine it.
- George Lucas

With slight efforts, how can we obtain great results? It is foolish even to desire it.
- Euripides

Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.
- John D. Rockefeller

Rest in reason. Move in passion.
- Kahlil Gibran

Never underestimate the power you have to take your life in a new direction.
- Germany Kent

Life is tough, my darling, but so are you.
- Stephanie Bennett-Henry

Be content to act, and leave the talking to others.
- Baltasar Gracian

It’s easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It’s a lot more difficult to perform one.
- Chuck Palahniuk

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.
- Grandma Moses

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
- Barney Stinson

Smile - It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Peter Tosh

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
- Harry S. Truman

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- Emo Phillips

Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts.

Everything is going to be okay in the end. If it is not the okay, it is not the end.
- Mark Twain

I've been all over the world and I've never seen a statue of a critic.
- Leonard Berstein

Always look for the fool in the deal. If you don't find one, it's you.
- Mark Cuban

I am a deeply superficial person.
- Andy Warhol

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
- Al McGuire

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
- Bill Vaughan

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.
- Desmond Morris

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
- Kyle Chandler

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
- Dave Barry

Sending your way a bouquet of happiness...to wish you a very happy birthday!

We can only hope that this day will be as special as you!

Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain , the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...

You have no birthday because you have always lived; you were never born, and never will die. You are not the child of the people you call mother and father, but their fellow-adventurer on a bright journey to understand the things that are. - Richard Bach

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. - Frank Sinatra

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Booth Tarkington

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Celebrate your birthday. Celebrate today. But most of all, be happy and healthy every day!

Happy birthday to someone who I could not imagine life without. You are one of a kind! Thank you for everything, and enjoy your special day today.

I hope you love your new age as much as it loves you. You still look amazing! Happy birthday, you’re the bomb dot com.

Happy birthday to a person that’s charming, talented, and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.

On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

Warmest wishes to you on this very special day of yours! You are a great inspiration and role model to me. Happy birthday, my dear friend!

I’m celebrating this very special day with you deep down in my heart. Happy birthday dear!

Happy centre of attention day!

Happy birthday to the man who inspired me to dream big and to work hard in achieving that dream. I love you, Dad!

Happy birthday to my beautiful sister. Thank you for growing up alongside me.

You have something in common with your birthday candles: You light up a room. And you have something in common with your cake: You’re as sweet as could be!

Congratulations and good wishes to the woman who has everything — including me!

No matter how much I grow up, still it seems that we were young yesterday. Love you so much. Happy birthday.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy bday!

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday!

An old fart is as good as the new one.

You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be.

The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.

Happy Birthday! For everyone’s safety, please skip the candles this year.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
- Tom Stoppard

My birthday…another great day in history.

I hope your birthday leaves you less hot & bothered than when you read 50 Shades of Grey. Happy Birthday.

They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember you eating an absolute legend!

Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.

Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.

Two secrets on your Birthday: 1. Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Just don’t forget to delete the incriminating ones!

It is a good feeling when you forget your birthday and someone remembers it for you.

Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

May you live as long as the earth exist.

How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.

I got the brains and looks, and you got the...got the...erm...this is awkward...the nicest shoes...yeah that’s it...lovely shoes.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein