Bette Midler quotes

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
- Bette Midler

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
- Bette Midler

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
- Bette Midler

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
- Bette Midler

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
- Bette Midler

Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love's not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true ...In this life I was loved by you.
- Bette Midler

People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
- Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
- Bette Midler

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
- Bette Midler

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
- Bette Midler

Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
- Bette Midler

The outside world doesn't have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
- Bette Midler

I'm working my way toward divinity.
- Bette Midler

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
- Bette Midler

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
- Bette Midler

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
- Bette Midler

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
- Bette Midler

I want it all - and I would like it delivered.
- Bette Midler

I never know how much of what I say is true.
- Bette Midler