Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
- Doug Larson

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
- Doug Larson

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
- Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
- Doug Larson