I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
- Scott Adams

Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.
- Scott Adams

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
- Scott Adams

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes big round numbers.
- Scott Adams

The difference between Christianity and Islam is that some people think a guy walked on water and other people think a horse can fly.
- Scott Adams