Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
- Will Rogers

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
- Will Rogers

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
- Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
- Will Rogers

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.
- Will Rogers

Do not gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it does not go up, do not buy it.
- Will Rogers