Funny Birthday Quotes And Sayings

Funny birthday quotes for friends

 

Is your hair starting to turn gray? Are friends and associates born in the same decade beginning to call you “Sir” or “Mam?” Do you suddenly realize you have more in common with Col. Potter from “M*A*S*H” than the young wizard Harry Potter? If so, then you’re likely to receive greetings that feature funny birthday quotes pointing out that your next night out on the town with the spouse might include a visit to the drug store for a bottle of Geritol, instead of a visit at the malt shop for a shake.Birthday greetings for the young usually include sentimental, saccharin thoughts shared by parents and grandparents about how proud they are of offspring. But the sugar rush quickly rubs off for people as they grow older with birthday quotes that now include some good-natured and occasionally mean-spiritedness ribbing about them as they age.

Birthday quotes that poke fun at an individual growing older don’t always have to be flippant, though. Yes, it’s true that they might point out that a person can’t remember where they placed their car keys, what someone told them five minutes earlier or thinks that “Vampire Weekend” is a classic Bela Lugosi monster movie instead of a rock band.

But funny birthday quotes might also highlight the knowledge an older person possesses. And at the end of the day, that might make others around them appear almost – stupid.

 

funny birthday quotes
Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind it don't matter.
funny birthday quotes
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
Some like Sunday some like Monday, but I like your birthday. Happy birthday Darling.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. 
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar…….. Yung No Mo
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
You're not old. You're chronologically gifted.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional!
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out with old fat people.
- Jim Eason
I was brought up to respect my elders, and now I don’t have to respect anyone.
- George Burns
Happy birthday, buddy! I wanted to get you a gift that would put a smile on your face and make you laugh, before realizing you already have me for that!
You know you are getting old when people warn you about shoveling snow.
Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Being Related to me is really the only gift you need. Just Saying. Happy Birthday!
I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
Old is always 10 years older than I am.
You know you are getting old when you give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Lucy Larcom quotes
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
- Lucy Larcom
Remember being twelve, hope to be ninety and live happily somewhere in between.
- Curtis D. Tucker
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