The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isn’t.

Find peace with yourself by accepting not only what you are, but what you are never going to be.

Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.

All men make mistakes; only the fools repeat them.

I used to be indecisive; now I’m not sure.

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.

All marriages are happy. It’s living together afterwards that is difficult.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

A bend in the road is not the end of the road … unless you fail to make the turn.