Funny inspirational quotes

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

When your past calls, do not pick up. It has nothing new to say.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

Success has always been a great liar.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
- Mark Twain

It's okay to not be okay as long as you are not giving up.

When nothing goes right, go left.

It's so strange that autumn is so beautiful; yet everything is dying.

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little EXTRA.
- Jimmy Johnson

Think like a proton, always positive.

If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

I never did a day’s work in my life. It was all fun.
- Thomas Edison

I’m a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
- Henry David Thoreau

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
- Mitch Hedburg

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily
- Zig Ziglar

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.